I don’t understand why friend weddings aren’t a thing
Like I want to have you in my life forever
And I want to have a party where we celebrate that with cake and exchange friendship bracelets and vows and then go on a vacation together
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
if you don’t get my jokes then we can’t be friends